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| B-Movie Review: Ice Cream Man Starring Ron Howard's retarted younger brother. Start with a nice helping of insanity, mix in sex, and top with gratuitous eye ball eating and you have the recipe for a god-awful movie. Mmmmmm! |
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| God-Awful Sega Genesis Games: We review some of the worst games on the Genesis library. Some so bad its proof that the programmers pulled all night crack binges just to silence the voices in their heads. We have a blinding hatred for these games just as God has for the Democrats and Atheists. (00/00/07) |
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| B-Movie Review: Superman III The last son of Krypton battles his toughest opponent yet! A crackhead using Lotus 123 to control an Apple II with 8k memory, 14k modem and missles!! (It was 1983... what do you expect?!) (00/00/07) |
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| A Tribute to Pinwheel: A show... A legend... God's gift to children and stoners alike. The story of an inter-racial relationship told by an ass load of puppets. (00/00/07) |
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Robocop 3, Or how to ruin a franchise: I don’t know what pissed off the producers of Robocop 3 one day, but they took it out on the viewers in a gloriously horrendous fashion. They started off by using the editing equivalent of a Microsoft spellchecker and ended with Daddy Day Care quality turd fest. |
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B-Movie Review: The Ice Cream Man A deliciously crappy movie starring Ron Howard’s retarded younger brother. Start with a nice helping of insanity, mix in a touch of sex, and top with some gratuitous eye ball eating and you have the recipe for a god-awful movie! Sinners, repent now, because this one is likely to devour your soul...like the tasty morsel that it is! |
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B-Movie Review: Superman III The last son of Krypton battles his toughest opponent yet! A crackhead using Lotus 123 to control an Apple II with 8k memory, 14k modem and missles!! (It was 1983... what do you expect?!) |
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Awesome 90's Video Game Print ads: From the depths of moderately old gaming magazines! A mess of video game-related ads ranging from games that never should have been made to gaming peripherals that also should never have been made! In an article writen in ENGLISH!! (07/01/07) |
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